May 2013
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One time I went shopping for shirts and suits, but then I found the most...
– Benedict Cumberbatch, excerpt from Neigh magazine (via galifianafuck)
#oh my god #I am laughing so hard #I’m reading this thinking there was going to be some meaningful expression about society at the end#but no #it’s just the life and times of benny’s socks (via theblueboxonbakerstreet)
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shinykari:
onceuponabopper:
Reblog if you’ve ever watched a tv show or movie because of one specific actor in it.
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Pike: Are you giving me attitude, Spock?
Spock: I am expressing many attitudes at once—to which are you referring?
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brief summary of doctor who: what
brief summary of supernatural: why
brief summary of sherlock: how
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ibeggedformercytwice:
runningfromassbutts:
donna-and-her-spaceman:
consultinghobbits:
imagineyourotp:
Imagine your OTP getting really confused while trying to build IKEA furniture.
John: “Sherlock, just hand me the instructions.”
Sherlock: “THE INSTRUCTIONS ARE WRONG JOHN”
“Doctor, just sonic it!”
“I told you before, Rose, it doesn’t do wood!”
‘damn it cas we can fix this!’
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thirtyspells:
things to remember:
you are not a burden
you will not ‘bring others down with you’ if you tell them about your problems or ask for help
it feels like you’re being crushed under the weight of the world because you are
but it’s your world
it’s not as heavy on other people, because even if you mean everything to them, they will never feel your pain and your suffering as keenly...
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John Finnemore's Souvenir Programme Masterpost
podficcery:
If you didn’t get tickets to hear the live recording of cabin pressure today, perhaps these will cheer you up!
This series is not available commercially, and will be taken down from here should it become available. However the BBC has no plans to make it so.
Download all Both series here: ge.tt
Or:
Season One:
Episode 1: Zshare, Rapidshare
Episode 2: Zshare, Rapidshare
Episode...
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thetravelinglemon:
John Finnemore on Unbelievable Truth: “Since then, airplanes have been designed in every imaginable shape and size. For instance, the Lockheed McDonnell 312, which had both wings on the same side.”
Linda, Newcastle (Cabin Pressure): “Is that your plane? The Lockheed McDonnell 312?”
I’m onto you, Finnemore, and your subtle Cabin Pressure plugs…
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Here’s the thing. Men in our culture have been socialized to believe that their...
– Why You Shouldn’t Tell That Random Girl On The Street That She’s Hot » Brute Reason (via albinwonderland)
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-justoldlight:
I love John Barrowman’s twitter because basically all he does is post selfies and half the time it’s with the most random things and it’s just so John Barrowman of him
And my personal favorite
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lumos5000:
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wandererofgallifrey:
lumos5000:
95malene:
wondering how many miles I’ve scrolled on tumblr
and i would scroll 500 miles and i would scroll 500 more
just to be the one who scrolled uh-thousand miles to re-blog this once more
I like how david’s head hasn’t been tumblred.
he’s our leader
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I had an auto-repair man once, who, on these intelligence tests, could not...
– Isaac Asimov (via charliebronsons)
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April 2013
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apfelgranate:
shooshpapping:
OMG THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING TO ME
SO WHENEVER YOU GO TO THE TUMBLR HOME PAGE AND YOU’RE NOT LOGGED IN IT’S LIKE
I CAN SHOW YOU THE WOOOORLD
BUT THEN WHEN YOU CLICK ON THE BUTTON THAT SAYS YOU ALREADY HAVE AN ACCOUNT IT’S LIKE
OH
IT’S YOU
#THE MAGIC IS GONE #YOU NEVER BUY ME FLOWERS ANYMORE #WE USED TO GO DANCING WHAT HAPPENED
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shebelongsinthetardis:
mriloveyourhat:
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m-i-s-e-r-e-r-e:
superciliousassbutt:
m-i-s-e-r-e-r-e:
detectiveincamelot:
m-i-s-e-r-e-r-e:
morgrana:
but what do americans call biscuits
Wait what are British biscuits? these are american biscuits.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY?!
They are American biscuits.
…That is not a biscuit.
These. These are biscuits.
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dont-fuckingpanic:
text-pistol:
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princeharrehs:
omfg i just ordered pizza and as i was about to hang up i said love you out of habit and the guy said it back and after a whole minute of dead silence he just tells me that he hopes that i’m not expecting a discount on the pizza just cause we confessed our undying love for each other! oMFG!
guys!...
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yummytomatoes:
OK IDK IF ANYONE ELSE HAS SEEN THIS but ive actually seen it on quite a few of my ‘reblogs’ from various people with ‘Absolutely impossible’ and the first time i clicked it brought me to a WEIRD LOOKING SITE and my firewall was warning me about malicious blahblah blocked id ignore it but seeing it more than once makes me wonder if anyone else has seen this? Edit;...
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